“Eternal Ecstasy versus the Smashaz on the Iron Division channel right now with our commentator TheNapster:
"Lashweaver got taken out turn 0 by a fuckin' rock!
The rock also got Murzush of the Smashaz with a -AV injury
On top of the -MA and NI he already has
Smashaz slapping the shit out of Cultists right now, one of them is already down
Lumbhant the +AG Savage Blitzer has the ball
Slaaneshi side throws two blocks and accomplishes nothing, then trips on a dodge
The Smashaz are moving the ball upfield, the Cultists have already been corralled in by continuous Orc blocking
Gazes have been dropped on ball carrier and a protecting player to open up the ball carrier
But the blitzing player trips on the very first dodge!
Tardiproth doesn't appreciate hypnotism on his teammate and slaps the Daemonette Lady Lestella across the face
It fractures her skull, which she doesn't regenerate from
Savage Orc blocks have cleared all obstructing Slaaneshi... But Teppich decides not to move the ball!
The Ecstasy tries to get some blocks going, knocked down Tardiproth, a foul is attempted but the foulee is tripped up on the dodge
They are really having trouble with these dodge dice today
The ball is moved up field, one more turn and it'll hit the endzone
No blocks yet, only moves
With only two cultists standing surrounded by a cage of orcs, it's going to need some not bad dodging to get out of this
Oh Lumbhant is down!
A successful blitz by Lustbringer breaks free the ball, but it bounces right next to the concentrated Orc cage!
All they need to do is not fumble this pick up and they will score on this 5th turn!
The Orcs are moving in case the worst happens, surrounding the ball tightly
Nomgulg has the ball, and he picks it up successfully!
TOUCHDOWN FOR SHMASHAZ, 1-0!
It's turn 5 of the 1st half, Eternal Ecstasy recieving, Lashweaver has woken up from their rock induced nap, as well as a Cultist
The ball is kicked, and a Riot happens!
The clock is moved back, it is now the 4th turn again!
This time with the intiative, the Slaaneshi have cleared the LOS of orcs, the Mistress of Pain attempts the pick up
And she drops it!
That's what you get for holding the ball in crab hands!
The Shmashaz are slowly pushing into the Ecstasy half, but without many upright pieces in contact with the Slaaneshi, there's only so much they can do, especially this far from the ball!
Heladrith hypnotises Erclia Limblumb to set up this blitz
And here comes Lashweaver for the tackle OOOOOOO! Erclia Limblumb has been taken out, Badly hurt but still out!
The Mistress of Pain has the ball, but before the Ecstasy can complete the cage, Volgarax trips on the dodge and attempts to block the floor!
The floor sends him to the Badly Hurt box instead
The Shmashaz have to get a grip on this upper flank of the pitch or the Slaaneshi will slip right through them
Tardiproth assist in this by gouging the eyes out of a cultust Balzropht. This means in combination with an earlier BH cultist, he will earn the Triple X at the end of this division!
And whilst I was distracted with that LASHWEAVER HAS THE BALL
We might see a Big Guy touchdown folks! Providing they don't wild animal
But with only a single Daemonette for support a carefully constructed Orc block could down the sensuous behemoth
The Shmashaz are carefully surrounding the Keeper to make it difficult for her to get out of this easily
But with the rest of the team tied up with cultists there is only s-
Oh!
Nomgulg has thrown a 1db with the assistance of Trogladyte and Tardiproth, it's only 1db
But it worked! Lashweaver is down and the ball bounces and is caught by, the Troglodyte!?
Two Big Guy Ball carriers in one game!?
Oh man this is moving too fast for me to keep up
Lashweaver was only mildly inconvinienced by getting knocked down however, with some players for support she gets up and blitzes down the Trogladyte, the ball is free and surrounded by players on both teams
(Also Mistress of Pain BH's a niggled Line Orc, but eh)
The Shmashaz start slowly frenzying away the Ecstasy players, including one Daemonette getting surfed into the crowd
But Lashweaver the Keeper may prove to be a tougher nut to crack
Lumbhant keeps up with the Blitzers stunning performance this game, taking out another Cultist! The Slaaneshi squad is l
Oh!
Lashweaver!
Lashweaver just smashed Tardiproth's Collar Bone into pieces!
Teppich very quickly sends the tribe's witch doctor out for that, he has saved this players bones and his career! Good job, Doctor.
One last attempt to push the ball onto a player by the Slaaneshi ends up with it being caught by a Line Orc instead on the bounce, and with that, half time is called.
Turn 1 of the 2nd half with Eternal Ecstasy recieving, but between Tardiproth's rampage and the assistance of his teammates, they only have 5 players on the pitch versus the Orc's 7
This game has been incredibly violent, with 4 out on the Shmashaz side, with one KO, 2 BH and 1SI and 6 out on the Ecstasy side, less lucky with one KO, 3 BH and 2 Serious Injuries
The Daemonettes attempt to form ranks around their beleaguered ball carrier and cage against the orcs, but they just don't have the raw Strength numbers versus the Orcs, not assisting this is Lashweaver getting knocked down and refusing to stand up, instead thrashing and gnashing on the floor
But with a well placed Hypnotic gaze by Heladresh, and a few much needed lucky dodges the Mistress of Pain frees the ball! Not many of the Shmashaz are in easy reach of the ball carrier this time, not without some blocks and dodges, and maybe a few GFIs
Lumbhant marks the ball carrier, Persqka Boughclip opens a way forward for Tardiproth
Can he get a forth CAS this game?
Annnnd, it's a Push! and then another Push!
Teppich thinks about setting up the surf, and decides to play it a little safer
Lashweaver Blitzes to get up off the floor, knocking out that pertinant line orc Persqka. The Mistress of Pain dodges out, and instead of moving up field proceedes to run down to the center of the pitch, and hands off to Lashweaver once more!
This strategy didn't quite work last time but, there is more present support for the lustruous leviathan beyond a single meager Daemonette
The orcs are quick to surround, but this time they can't get the players in place for a blitz on the Ball carrier directly, Tardiproth chooses to dismantle the cage corners instead
One Blitz for the Push, and one dodge and the Lashweaver is free from the Orc's screen! this could be trouble, It may be very difficult for Teppich to acquire the aid needed to throw even so much as a 1db without dangerous dodges or GFI rolls
And if that doesn't work it will allow Lashweaver a Blitz to the end zone in short order
And DISASTER!
Lumbhant throws the 1db for a Skull! Rerolling it to a push frenzies himself into a -2db with a Skull!
Lashweaver strikes back, lashing out and Badly hurting the Blitzer!
And then to make a bad situation even worse, she blitzes into Tardiproth and Seriously Injures him with a Pinched Nerve! With the Witch Doctor already out of poisonous tree frogs and snake venom this is one SI that is going to stick
With no obstacles left in her path, Lashweaver runs in the ball for a 1-1 tie up
The ferocious pounding that half has evened up the sides with 6 players a piece as we go into the 5th turn of the 2nd half, Shmashaz recieving the ball
Persqka is quick to take out another Cultist with a fractured arm, but at this point with so few big players left and so little time this could be anyone's game
Scrub Scrub the line orc has the ball, but with the Slaaneshi moving to screen him from the rest of his team, hypnotising the closer players to prevent blitzs throwing 2dbs, he has no immediate support incoming
A blitz from Line Orc Deramuz knocks out the Mistress of Pain, a path has opened forward! Scrub Scrub begins to pass!
He aims for Nomgulg the last remaining blitzer, and drops it!
Even with the reroll these wet conditions are not helping, and here comes Lashweaver!
But it seems even the Greater Daemon themselves cannot deal with this rain!
Scrub Scrub attempts to play like an elf! He dodges away from lashweaver, grabbing the ball in her tackle zone, and dodging away once more!
All he has to do now is hand off to the awaiting Nomgulg and, yes!
He does it!
Nomgulg free of any tackle zones has a free unintruded run up with the ball! With no one to stop him and even an attempt to impede him by Lashweaver, foiled by a failed going for it, Nomgulg spikes it into the endzone for a TOUCHDOWN!
2-1 to the Shmashaz at the final turn of the game! A second stunning Victory in the second round of Iron Division!
Troglodyte Buce'ador Espeleolody and Cultist Balzropht are selected for the MVPs of this game by their respective coaches, the Shmashaz win some new fans whilst the Eternal Ecstasy keep theirs.
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