“This was the first time that OMG faced a pure dwarven team, and they were not prepared for how hard these stocky people were capable of hitting. The game started relatively well when Rock Johnson noticed a dwarf in their backline revving a chainsaw, of all things. Rock went to take out this dwarf before he could cut any demigods to pieces, and the hit Rock laid out was something to remember, and to repeat. Flint Churnblade was out of the game before he even started playing. After that point, it became a race against time, in the sense OMG had to score before they got wiped clear of the pitch. Rock went down soon to a well-executed foul after that opening blitz, then players just kept dropping. These dwarves were nasty and mean close-range fighters, more so than any other team OMG had faced up to that point. After all this abuse early in the game, Man With No Name executed a clean handoff to the Governator who ran it in for the first score of the game. The kickoff then went to the Moaning Miners, who formed a singleminded cage and focused on the removal of all the demigods from the pitch, progressing down the field to tie up the game. Slyvester Balboa went down to a nasty right hook. Coach Klazam decided to sic the apothecary on him, to make sure he wouldn't miss the next game, and would be back for the second half. Perhaps this overeager usage of the apothecary was due to the backlash from the fans for letting Shooty Driver die? It proved in vain when the six players who took the field to kick the ball for the second half became five. Slyvester Balboa was turfed and killed nearly immeditaly by the dwarves, who proceeded to smash about and remove players from the pitch. The dwarf ball carrier broke free early on, but decided to stop just short of the end zone, to posture and lead the Miners' fans in anti-murican chants. When five became three and in the waning moments of the game, Man With No Name was able to break free of the quicksand of the dwarf line, blitz the dwarf runner who had the ball, smash him in the turf badly (in the name of Slyvester), pick up the ball and fire a red-hot hail mary pass to Wolf Jackedman, who was able to make the miraculous catch. Wolf then strolled in the end zone unopposed in the last minute of the game to turn a defeat in a victory by the most impressive method.”