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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2018-05-12 05:34:54
Chaos Chosen TV 1540k+300k
1
50k
16000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/2/0
Inducements: Star player Lord Borak the Despoiler
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
165
-
40
49
3
#3 Gooseberry Fool – Groin Strain (MNG)
#3 Gooseberry Fool – Smashed Knee (NI)
#6 The Unknown – Gouged Eye (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
136
-
25
40
-
#1 Grashnok the Third – Dead (RIP)
#2 Oghrakhak the Obscene – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#4 Khagurak the Immortal – Dead (RIP)
#9 Rulgor – Dead (RIP)
#90 Lord Borak the Despoiler – Fractured Leg (MNG)
“A bloody match with no mercy asked for or given. Fittingly starting with the thunderous crack of thunder, lightning, rain plattered across the field as the unending march of the Undead began. The Khemri grinded through the Chaos defense in the first half with small pockets of resistance holding back the tide of Undeath.
Lord Borak, infamous Chaos Star and freebooter, attempted to beat back the Undead with Slangor and Oghrakhak the Obscene with a tactical withdrawal to try to find an opening. This was not enough however and the Khemri scored 1-0. To make matters worse, Khagurak the Immortal was brutally gang fouled to death, having being caught up in a scrum he could not escape from.
The second half the rain began to come down heavier but this did not deter Nalgor, Star Beastman Runner, to retrieve the ball. Borak and the remaining players attempted to push through the Khemri line but the initial offensive push up the top side line was quickly intercepted. Nalgor quickly ran towards the opposite direction, with most of the Khemri defense now too busy trying to murder the few Chaos Warriors and beastmen who had pushed up field.
Lord Borak having survived a brutal gang foul on his person, leaped back up and assisted the lower end of the field to support Nalgor. With the Khemri starting to redeploy towards the ball carrier and Borak and the few others who had followed him being tied up, the Chaos star Nalgor scored for 1-1.
The final drive saw the rain quickly turn to overbearing sweltering heat, fitting for the Khemri. What little of the Chaos team remained started to get struck down one by one. In a desperate last hail mary, Urgor swooped back onto his feet and blitzed the ball carrier, knocking him over with his horns. In the final moments of the match, Lord Borak was finally brought down, suffering a fractured leg after being attacked by two Tomb Guardians and a Skeleton with the only warrior left being Algrathor Gorefiend. Despite this, Urgor's blitz saved the final drive and the match ended 1-1 in what was the most brutally received match by Grashnok's Bully Boyz.
Well played to you too Jeffro.
”
Lord Borak, infamous Chaos Star and freebooter, attempted to beat back the Undead with Slangor and Oghrakhak the Obscene with a tactical withdrawal to try to find an opening. This was not enough however and the Khemri scored 1-0. To make matters worse, Khagurak the Immortal was brutally gang fouled to death, having being caught up in a scrum he could not escape from.
The second half the rain began to come down heavier but this did not deter Nalgor, Star Beastman Runner, to retrieve the ball. Borak and the remaining players attempted to push through the Khemri line but the initial offensive push up the top side line was quickly intercepted. Nalgor quickly ran towards the opposite direction, with most of the Khemri defense now too busy trying to murder the few Chaos Warriors and beastmen who had pushed up field.
Lord Borak having survived a brutal gang foul on his person, leaped back up and assisted the lower end of the field to support Nalgor. With the Khemri starting to redeploy towards the ball carrier and Borak and the few others who had followed him being tied up, the Chaos star Nalgor scored for 1-1.
The final drive saw the rain quickly turn to overbearing sweltering heat, fitting for the Khemri. What little of the Chaos team remained started to get struck down one by one. In a desperate last hail mary, Urgor swooped back onto his feet and blitzed the ball carrier, knocking him over with his horns. In the final moments of the match, Lord Borak was finally brought down, suffering a fractured leg after being attacked by two Tomb Guardians and a Skeleton with the only warrior left being Algrathor Gorefiend. Despite this, Urgor's blitz saved the final drive and the match ended 1-1 in what was the most brutally received match by Grashnok's Bully Boyz.
Well played to you too Jeffro.
”
This game had everything. And I mean everything. Ice sculptures, winos, Germufs – (German smurfs) – a Teddy Ruxpin wearing mascara, psychos, Furbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, an old lady wearing Kid ‘N Play hair, a Russian guy who runs on the treadmill in a Cosby sweater... and none other than DJ Baby Bok Choy. He’s a giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses and he spins records with his little ravioli hands.
Things were killed. Things were glorified. Things are tired enough not to play next week, or at all again... ever. This was Blood Bowl, folks.
Well played, Wolbster.”