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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2018-10-04 17:47:51
50k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
1
-
1
14
139
3
32
24
2
#4 Geronimo Stilton – Groin Strain (MNG)
#5 Speedy Gonzalez – Dead (RIP)
#12 Stuart Little – Serious Concussion (-AV)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
6
-
1
23
191
-
38
47
3
“Following sixteen turns of frat boy roughhousing, Robot House is in danger of having their dodecatuple secret probation increased. This was after desecrating the corpse of Speedy Gonzales, which was found wearing a pair of pink frilly panties. It is only a matter of time before Dean Vernon finds out about these shenanigans. ROBOT HOOOUSE!”
Stuart Little demonstrated his glass jaw admirably in this game, getting injured by a rock thrown by a spectator, knocked out and finally taking a serious concussion in the second half that leaves him even more fragile for future games. We can blame Nuffle for bad dice rolls, but the superior robustness of Robot House was to blame here - fortunate to hold them to a draw.
The team eat a mouldy piece of cheese in memory of Speedy Gonzalez, blitzed to death with no-one to watch him die. Even the greatest heroes of our age die alone, while their coaches are inexplicably disconnected. Speedy Gonzalez, first ever scorer for the Tiny Nightmares, will be remembered. Until he's replaced by a suspiciously similar looking rat. Clamps, we'll see you again...
Well done to Despereaux, deservedly the Nightmares' MVP after two stupendous TDs: the first just before the whistle blew for half time, sprinting across the field and straight through Robot House's defensive line. The second, even more impressive as he skipped around Robot House's tackling specialist.”