“Old World Rookie Rumble #32: Game 2
The Sisters could not afford to take any chances with losing the ball, what with so many nimble elves waiting around to scoop it up. So, they did their best to advance slowly up the field in a tight formation, until Pythia the Augur, the team's only lightly-armoured player, finally saw an opening to scamper across the goal line. Up 1-0 going into the second half, the plan was to play some tight woman-to-woman defense and try to deny the elves an easy score. The Guerillas laughed scornfully at the Sisters' attempt to defend and easily dodged out of two tackle zones in the final turn to get an elf in scoring position. From there, it was a simple task for Lebi Ashcar to toss the ball downfield and even the score. After a bit of luck with the overtime coin toss, the Sisters were able to receive, and with a dwindling supply of elves, the Guerrilas were unable to stop the mass of heavily-armoured nuns from steamrolling down the pitch to victory.”