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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2019-02-23 00:34:55
Underworld Denizens TV 1450k
3
60k
14000 (1 FAME)
No change
6/0/2
Inducements:
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
3
-
1
11
92
1
14
20
2
#3 Åke – Dead (RIP)
#11 Felix – Dead (RIP)
#14 Chucked Yeager – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#15 Jim – Gouged Eye (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
8
-
1
32
138
3
46
27
7
#1 Farts 'n' Warts – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#7 Skeev Doomclaw – Groin Strain (MNG)
#9 Gob the Yob – Fractured Skull (-AV)
“The Freaks were on a come down match following the niggling of legend Blitzer Skrat Tailwhip in what was a woeful performance in their last game. Responsibility fell onto the broad shoulders of Gnaw who took to the pitch foaming at the mouth at the prospect of hitting some gobbos and boy did he hit some gobbos...
The first block was a kill against the Fanatic who had strayed from the LOS into the Freaks field and was promptly surrounded and brought down and after that Gnaw expertly dived around the field blitzing gobbos whenever possible.
The Freaks did nearly concede early as the Doom Driver soared magnificently through the air before splatting on the floor in the Freaks backfield, the ball bouncing neatly beside him for Skamper (the new thrower to pick up and run with)
Very fun game with a lovely opponent who took what was a massacre towards the end very well.
I'm trying to get this team ready for XFL but every game for a while now one of my positional has been MNG'd so we move onto another prep game hoping Farts the troll will return after being blitzed by an opposing troll.
We will meet again Claes, revenge will be yours soon! And yes, I approve the message of foul foul foul foul.”
The first block was a kill against the Fanatic who had strayed from the LOS into the Freaks field and was promptly surrounded and brought down and after that Gnaw expertly dived around the field blitzing gobbos whenever possible.
The Freaks did nearly concede early as the Doom Driver soared magnificently through the air before splatting on the floor in the Freaks backfield, the ball bouncing neatly beside him for Skamper (the new thrower to pick up and run with)
Very fun game with a lovely opponent who took what was a massacre towards the end very well.
I'm trying to get this team ready for XFL but every game for a while now one of my positional has been MNG'd so we move onto another prep game hoping Farts the troll will return after being blitzed by an opposing troll.
We will meet again Claes, revenge will be yours soon! And yes, I approve the message of foul foul foul foul.”
Gnaw Mangefur earned a badge by getting 6 (count 'em!) casualties!
Tried out my newly hired Doom Diver, aptly named Chucked Yeager... swooping was magnificent, landing less so. He had an aerodynamic mishap about 15 feet off the pitch and fell in a broken heap to the ground, to be tended to by the team apothecary while the team plays its next game.
Fanatic Åke, who had just got a MA boost, was killed in one of the first turns of the game. He was surrounded and blitzed by Gnaw Mangefur... Killed-apo-Killed.
On the final turn of the game, the dynamic Duo, Rya and Lya, stood shoulder to shoulder, looking out at the remaining underworlders... hoping to draw some blood to avenge those who had fallen...
But instead the pitch was invaded by screaming fans, who battered players on both side... when the security orcs had cleared the pitch, it turned out that both Rya and Lya were lying face down in the grass and wouldn't be playing any more blood bowl today.
Fun game even if it was kind of a massacre. Also approve strongly of your gobbos fouling. I would 100% have done the same if my gobbos had had the chance.”