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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2019-08-31 02:45:05
CTV 1680k Khorne
3
60k
14000
+1
3/2/3
Inducements: Card Custard Pie, Card Blatant Foul
Khainite Assassins CTV 1480k+200k
1
50k
20000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser keg, Card Kicking Boots, Card Distract
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
-
8
-
1
30
115
-
56
21
4
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
-
-
1
10
55
2
14
18
2
#2 Keanu Reeves – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#3 Jim "Curry" Wurst – Dead (RIP)
#5 William Shatner – Dead (RIP)
#6 Don Cherry – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#7 Elon Musk – Dead (RIP)
#9 Karla "Von Kill" Homolka – Dead (RIP)
The entire league hates ottawa so much, they crowded the satium, bribed everybody, prep'd the pitch, poisoned our drinks...
Successful stabs: 0. Wizard: fail. Rey earns the 5-cas-frenzy badge, most cas were sploosh. Keanu suffers a perm, apo could barely safe him... etc. etc. In the end William Shatner was the last of the redfarts, lining up, trembling before the full Khorne squad. The fans were already in such a sploosh mood, they didnt even want to wait for the Mary Sues to kill Shatner, and they kill him with a rock instead. Lol!!!!
Thaks for the game, Salad_Bar! Grats on your playoff win! Now kill all other teams too! ”