“This was a dirty, filthy match. I thoroughly expected to be 1-0 down at the end of turn 2, but Nuffle smiled on me as Zacthog's run to the end zone ended up with a failed GFI, and we then sat on the ball for the rest of the half to prevent a score. There were injured snotlings everywhere, and no matter how hard we hit the beasts we didn't do anything apart from KO people, but Queefy's foul on Screamer Killer was decisive in keeping the bull off for the second half.

Second half I had hopes until a pitch invasion put most of the team down, and like very old men it's hard to get ogres back up. The Crazed fouled my only inducement right off the pitch, and from there it was only a combination of more fouling, and a good hard wallop, that took Dunkac out for good, giving Sleefy his first kill after learning how to block.

For a while, I didn't think I'd even outfoul my opponent, but this was a good, solid thumping from both sides, where after the initial attempt, everyone forgot about scoring. 3 more games to go for the Boys...”