“Games like this are not going to make me like goblins more.
Starting with a Perfect Defence and the ball landing in a Ratogre tacklezone and my opening block being a doubleskull, okay, fine, that can happen to anybody and will put a crimp in anyone's day.
But the following cavalcade of errors feels uniquely goblinesque. Turn after turn of "well, it looks bad but there's a way out...NOPE! 1 in 9!"
Okay, fine, no way of salvaging this half, let's try to hurt some rats... NOPE! Double Really Stupid! Gah!
TTM the diver? Nah, failed handoff with rr the first time, failed always hungry the second... and only escaped getting eaten by rerolling the escape roll!
BiBi tried to cheer me up a bit by skulling a rat and the ratogre on a troll into removal, which was much appreciated. Thanks again!
Fouling the freshly skilled up SV into a permed apo fail felt more like a goblin thing to do than a Me thing to do, really. Not sure I'd do that again but given the circumstances, it just felt right...”
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Starting with a Perfect Defence and the ball landing in a Ratogre tacklezone and my opening block being a doubleskull, okay, fine, that can happen to anybody and will put a crimp in anyone's day.
But the following cavalcade of errors feels uniquely goblinesque. Turn after turn of "well, it looks bad but there's a way out...NOPE! 1 in 9!"
Okay, fine, no way of salvaging this half, let's try to hurt some rats... NOPE! Double Really Stupid! Gah!
TTM the diver? Nah, failed handoff with rr the first time, failed always hungry the second... and only escaped getting eaten by rerolling the escape roll!
BiBi tried to cheer me up a bit by skulling a rat and the ratogre on a troll into removal, which was much appreciated. Thanks again!
Fouling the freshly skilled up SV into a permed apo fail felt more like a goblin thing to do than a Me thing to do, really. Not sure I'd do that again but given the circumstances, it just felt right...”