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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2020-05-06 01:08:42
TV 1430k+930k Chaos Chosen
1
Winnings 20k
10000 Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/0/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 bribe, Star player Lord Borak the Despoiler, Star player Morg 'n' Thorg
Nurgle TV 2370k
2
50k Winnings
Spectators 18000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor No change
2/3/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
1
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
2
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
10
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
13
-
15
4
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
2
3
#11
-
1
-
-
-
1
9
1
5
1
1
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
1
#18
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
-
-
#19
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#91
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
1
1
-
-
1
9
115
1
20
27
5

#1 Archelaus – Dead (RIP)
#8 Anaxagoras – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#17 Alexander Goldwing – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#19 Aaron Vilespike – Broken Jaw (MNG)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
7
1
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#6
-
-
2
-
-
4
16
-
-
11
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
1
31
-
-
#8
1
-
-
-
1
8
16
-
6
2
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
1
1
3
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
2
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
2
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
3
-
TOTALS
2
-
3
-
1
17
162
1
38
40
8
The patient that just wouldn't hold still...

They play super aggressive during first half, foul even without assists, and twice they get a removal while Ref looked the other way. Then i get 4d against the ball, pushfest. Tents don't hold him. He is ZENO, GOD of GOATS! 0-1.

After the score i send Dr. Jack Kevorkian over to "talk" to the Ref. After they quickly get a substitute Ref. i try to get the equalizer before halftime. Things get tough when he goes ALL IN and the wizard zaps Dr. Haus! :-o After needing the reroll on a double skull, it all depends on rotter Dr. Christopher Driskill, pickup without reroll..... is good! 1-1.

Second half their 2 best goats (a killer and ZENO, GOD of GOATS) run for their life while the rest of their team crumbles. One warrior didn't like the idea of getting his prostata checked by my doctors and prefered to jump into his grave. The coach shouted an order to the apo, which he clearly didn't understand, so he left the warrior alone... RIP.

In the end i can remove the killer goat, but ZENO, GOD of GOATS did not go down, no matter how many dice i threw at him.

Thanks for the fun game, Garnak!

Pd: You earned the "met the doctors" - badge for facing my doctors during american tz evening. ;-) You can put it on your team bio, if you wish:

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