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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2020-05-06 01:08:42
TV 1430k+930k Chaos Chosen
CR 154.14 (-0.28) Super Star Garnak
1
Winnings 20000
10000 Spectators
-1 Fanfactor
Casualties 2/0/0
Nurgle TV 2370k
MenonaLoco Super Star CR 178.11 (+0.28)
2
50000 Winnings
Spectators 18000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor No change
2/3/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser babe, 1 bribe, Star player Lord Borak the Despoiler, Star player Morg 'n' Thorg
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Archelaus 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#2 Anaximander 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#3 Ion 16 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 2 0
#8 Anaxagoras 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0
#9 Zeno 13 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 15 4 0
#10 Empedocles 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
#11 Aristippus 9 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 5 1 1
#17 Alexander Goldwing 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#18 Tristan Hardshield 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#19 Aaron Vilespike 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#90 Lord Borak the Despoiler 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#91 Morg \'n\' Thorg 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
  Total 115 1 1 0 0 1 9 1 20 27 5

#1 Archelaus – Dead (RIP)
#8 Anaxagoras – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#17 Alexander Goldwing – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#19 Aaron Vilespike – Broken Jaw (MNG)
Inducements: 1 bribe
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#2 Howard Clumsylightning 16 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 6 0
#3 Sean Clearfield 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#4 Sylvester Truefire 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 1
#5 Vincent Grottyfire 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
#6 Zachary Hotstream 16 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 0 11 0
#7 Evander Bluehammer 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 31 0 0
#8 Xavier Quickwing 16 0 1 0 0 1 8 0 6 2 0
#9 Fredrick Whitehammer 16 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 1 1 3
#10 Julius Bluebrook 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#11 Robert Clumsystream 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
#12 Ulric Hothawk 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
#13 Brian Grottysnake 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
  Total 162 0 2 0 3 1 17 1 38 40 8
The patient that just wouldn't hold still...

They play super aggressive during first half, foul even without assists, and twice they get a removal while Ref looked the other way. Then i get 4d against the ball, pushfest. Tents don't hold him. He is ZENO, GOD of GOATS! 0-1.

After the score i send Dr. Jack Kevorkian over to "talk" to the Ref. After they quickly get a substitute Ref. i try to get the equalizer before halftime. Things get tough when he goes ALL IN and the wizard zaps Dr. Haus! :-o After needing the reroll on a double skull, it all depends on rotter Dr. Christopher Driskill, pickup without reroll..... is good! 1-1.

Second half their 2 best goats (a killer and ZENO, GOD of GOATS) run for their life while the rest of their team crumbles. One warrior didn't like the idea of getting his prostata checked by my doctors and prefered to jump into his grave. The coach shouted an order to the apo, which he clearly didn't understand, so he left the warrior alone... RIP.

In the end i can remove the killer goat, but ZENO, GOD of GOATS did not go down, no matter how many dice i threw at him.

Thanks for the fun game, Garnak!

Pd: You earned the "met the doctors" - badge for facing my doctors during american tz evening. ;-) You can put it on your team bio, if you wish:

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