“NCBB Season 35 Game 3
Conference Game Non-AQ Group A

JSMB started this one on defense and with a blitz that let them put Pavel Bury in a position to catch the ball, but ultimately MCT dodged the bullet. A favorable bounce and a hand off lets them scurry all the way across the opposite flank.

Over two turns, JMSB manages to retreat back towards the ball, but then when Chase Daniel starts turn 3 with 1d block on Grant Fury and rolls double skull, they get a chance to knock the ball out Phil Bradley's hands. Blade Divac manages to recover and hands it off to Terry Bradsaw who is slighly more protected.

Since the Chaos team is struggling with the ball Kellen Winslow goes ballistic trying to tip the odds in MCT's favor. He kills Kevin Gurgi and badly hurts Danae Moon, JMSB's latest recruits. Meanwhile, Chase Daniel gets pushed off the field by ShaKill O'Neal and Bradsaw knocks out Brad Smith. There can be only one Brad.

Feeling envigored, Bradsaw then knocks out Otis Smith as he heads downfield. Pavel Bury, gets in on the action and knocks out Johnny Roland on the same turn. Gary Carver then gets pushed into the crowd by a frenzied Kellen Winslow. ShaKill replies by knocking out Jeremy Maclin.

Having had a few Molson Ex too many the night before, Coach Uber then decides to have a little passing practice in the middle of the field instead of scoring when he had 4 guys against one deep downfield. Half ends 0-0.

Starting the second half, three of the four knocked out MCT players remain completely passed out and drenched in O'Keefe Ale. Bradsaw picks up the ball again and the teams starting bashing on each other. O'Neal gets a pair of knock out on Ed Travis and Phil Bradley, while Divac fractures Roger Wehrli's leg. MCT is seriously depleted and cannot muster a significant defense. On the 8th turn, Michael Slay-Han badly hurts Chase Daniel before Bradsaw takes it in to seal the game at 1-0 for JMSB.

Thanks for the game Garnak. Good luck in the next one and have fun feeding Kevin Winslow with some scrawny little pit fighters next week!
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