“Ottawa vs California.

We played at home, naturally - in a blizzard. The California players had no idea what all the white stuff on the ground was. They froze, they shivered, they huddled, and whenever something hit them, boom! Down they went. Kroxigor out on turn 1; Starr seriously injured a Saurus on a greedy turn 8 block before Chibuike scored; a skillless zombie badly hurt a Saurus.

But eventually the Golden Lizards got a shot at Starr, and they immediately took it! Boom! Badly hurt the Starr ghoul!

Big mistake. Fabio immediately barrelled into, over, and through the offending Saurus.. a super star Saurus. Just .. gone. There isn't even enough left to make into a zombie.

The game ended with a skink badly hurting itself trying to surf Chibuike (which involved moving skinks into all of the adjacent positions, followed by Fabio badly hurting another skink while pushing Chibuike in for the game winning touchdown.

Thanks for the match ex-convict!”