“The game starts with a BANG!

Str 4 Dwarf Blocker, Martín "Big Foot" Gramática, gets pummelled with a rock, and seriously injured; but the wandering apothecary Poli hired keeps him in the game.. but critically, he is off the pitch.

Despite receiving, the Puerkos are thrown off balance. Ottawa moves to block the north side.. and the dwaves dart south! But ALL the remaining blockers are on the north side, with not a single tackle on the south.. and the ghouls are more agile than the dwarves. They pin the Runner in, and.. Julian Starr smashes him off the pitch, then grabs the ball and heads for the dwarf end zone. The dwarves move to cut him off, and so instead Starr flees directly into the middle of the pitch - 2 mummies, 2 wights with guard, 2 str 4 zombies? And they cas another dwarf for good measure. Ottawa has control of the mid, and Starr is safe. But one of the monster zombies and a wight are KO'd in return, and they don't wake up for the second half.
1-0.

Ottawa receives and moves the ball up to the north side. Poli KOs a zombie, and then, in one turn, stuns FIVE Ottawa players. Starr has no choice but to flee and hope the rest of the team can recover and regain control. Poli has no ability to actually hurt any of the undead though, and rolls non stop double skulls (4 total in the match - they didn't cause a turnover, but they forced re-roll use, which prevented serious pressure by preventing GFI's!)

Starr sees a gap where Poli can 'only' get a 1die blitz, and takes it - and it works out. Starr shrugs off the push, and blitzes past to safety, and another double skull (this time on a 1d block) from Poli seals the deal. Starr scores. 2-0.

Ottawa fans RIOT! (For the 10th time this season, this has moved the clock forward!) and the Puerkos have no chance to try to get a token touchdown.

So instead, the Puerkos get MAD. And in a mere 2 turns, they cause 4 casualties, FINALLY using the mass mighty blow and guard that they are so well known for.

Thanks for the match GotrekSlayer!”