“One of those matches that comes along once in a blue moon, and shouldn't be taken as normal programming at all.

Kudos for the T16 foul that killed Little Miss. In retrospect, I should have saved my apo for her, instead burning it on Avo Smash Toastyflake when he was only going to return for one turn at best. But I've learned that apoing the chainsaw is a strong signal that as a coach, you don't care about the safety of your players, you only want more mayhem. This time around, the sacrifice was appreciated by the dice gods.

Second match in a row where the opposition had less than 100 turns in total. We could do no wrong in the first half - Pinkeye did damage with every foul as we removed threats to our existence like Guard and Tackle players. With the 'Doom down to two players on the pitch, Shandyhands did the dishonourable thing and stalled until the end of the first half.

Second half I expected to get rolled over fast, but Nuffle wasn't giving up on me yet, and with the humans failing to get the ball clear, Disappointing Suction got the ball almost all the way across the pitch, and then we made it just hard enough to stop them getting into scoring distance. By turn 7, with no rerolls and needing four GFIs to score, I felt we had the game in the bag, and a tripwire that took down Alecto Carrow gave us the match. Nothing left but to break a pogo in two and jump up and down on the remains...”