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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2020-10-19 19:22:46
TV 1290k Chaos Dwarf
CR 153.69 (+0.75) Super Star Orso
2
Winnings 70000
13000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Fanfactor
Casualties 1/1/0
Dark Elf TV 1220k+50k
Jogrenaught Star CR 152.1 (-0.75)
0
30000 Winnings
Spectators 10000
Fanfactor No change
0/0/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Josue Flamebeard 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0
#2 Jayden Kirgund 16 0 2 0 0 0 6 0 44 1 0
#3 Braxton Grashnak 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#4 Ezra Shoresh 16 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 3 0
#5 John Ashbrewer 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
#6 Patrick Scarfaced 16 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 4 0
#7 Cody Eyesplinter 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#8 Kaden Sven 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#9 Maverick Backbreaker 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#10 Isaac the 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#11 Louis Ziggurrat 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
#13 Adriel Gashgrut 14 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 4 0
  Total 174 0 2 0 2 1 15 0 44 42 1
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser babe
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Imene Whitlock 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
#2 Gauro Salor 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 5 0
#3 Ravenat Gymir 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#4 Editho Nismen 14 1 0 0 0 0 1 -2 0 3 0
#5 Nahirvon Golush 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#7 Pelgran Hiterid 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#8 Marvi Balati 17 0 0 0 0 1 5 1 0 4 0
#9 Asarni Malistra 17 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 6 1 0
#17 David Coldstone 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
#18 Jack Hotstone 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#19 Osmond Quickstone 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total 142 2 0 0 0 1 7 -1 13 23 2

#17 David Coldstone – Smashed Knee (NI)
A wonderful opponent that got a much deserved win.

So I told my blitzer , I was like "yo, why dont you go down there and hit that ball carrier with dodge. You got the assist and a 2 die, and we have this reroll. BD or POW, is all it takes." He was like "nah Im good, im trying something new - just roll skulls and pushes all game." I said "what a great idea. That's a bold plan cotton. Lets see how it plays out." HEY rest of the team, dont EVER roll a def down. We dont needem. Just say youre gonna block and then give polite nudges." They was all like, heck yeah, NO DEF DOWNS!"

Then I was like: "While youre at it, make sure you wear that new cardboard armor. We have a recycling endorsement to take care of." They was like "coach I dont think thatll work. It hasnt worked in the last 5 games." I was like nah bro, just use more tape.

And thats how this match, like EVERY other match for this this team in particular has gone. The RNG is broken. I dont care how much of a whiner you think that makes me. This is full on, rage pants banana pudding tossing, complaining. At this point I am justified. Roll your eyes and sigh. I dont care. I crave it; I am fueled by it. It will help me grow as a human being and as a person. 5 games in Cas DifF: -11 (1/0/3 - 6/7/2) and this one added a few more.

2 defender down rolled out of 50!

All in jest of course. I gotta have some fun while Im locked in for 9 more games of whatever these dice rolls are.
 
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