“A wonderful opponent that got a much deserved win.

So I told my blitzer , I was like "yo, why dont you go down there and hit that ball carrier with dodge. You got the assist and a 2 die, and we have this reroll. BD or POW, is all it takes." He was like "nah Im good, im trying something new - just roll skulls and pushes all game." I said "what a great idea. That's a bold plan cotton. Lets see how it plays out." HEY rest of the team, dont EVER roll a def down. We dont needem. Just say youre gonna block and then give polite nudges." They was all like, heck yeah, NO DEF DOWNS!"

Then I was like: "While youre at it, make sure you wear that new cardboard armor. We have a recycling endorsement to take care of." They was like "coach I dont think thatll work. It hasnt worked in the last 5 games." I was like nah bro, just use more tape.

And thats how this match, like EVERY other match for this this team in particular has gone. The RNG is broken. I dont care how much of a whiner you think that makes me. This is full on, rage pants banana pudding tossing, complaining. At this point I am justified. Roll your eyes and sigh. I dont care. I crave it; I am fueled by it. It will help me grow as a human being and as a person. 5 games in Cas DifF: -11 (1/0/3 - 6/7/2) and this one added a few more.

2 defender down rolled out of 50!

All in jest of course. I gotta have some fun while Im locked in for 9 more games of whatever these dice rolls are. ”