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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2020-12-21 04:26:08
TV 1580k+440k Shambling Undead
3
Winnings 70000
18000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Fanfactor
Casualties 3/0/0
High Elf TV 2030k
2
60000 Winnings
Spectators 17000
Fanfactor -1
0/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player 'Rotten' Rick Bupkeis, Star player Ivan 'The Animal' Deathshroud
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Tom Al 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
#2 John "NBFL" Madden Jr 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
#3 Joe Dirte 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#5 Jinxiu Walker 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#7 Reid Kelly 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#9 Michele Loewen 19 0 3 0 0 0 9 0 58 2 0
#11 Early Kyler 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#12 Chibuike Udenigwe 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#13 Fabio Variola 14 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 6 0
#14 Brandi West 19 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 8 0
#15 Alex Funches 19 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 9 0
#16 Jan Vizeir 19 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 5 0
#90 \'Rotten\' Rick Bupkeis 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#91 Ivan \'The Animal\' Deathshroud 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0
  Total 207 0 3 0 3 1 20 0 58 55 4
O v O for the O!

Ottawa vs Oregon for the Orange bowl!

What a match!

Ottawa hired "Rotten" Rick Bupkeis for no reason except he has a cool name. We picked up a bribe to go with him! 3 dirty players, and a bribe! This was gonna be.. stun stun knock out knock out. All in the first half. NO GOOD! (We should have saved them for the second half and overtime)

We also hired Ivan "The Animal" Deathshroud. He was a solid help, ensuring we could elfball our way to our second touchdown at the end of the second half.

The first half, we received, and we rushed to dominate! We didn't actually DO much, but in the end there were only 6 elves on the pitch, so that worked. More importantly.. despite an excellent one turn attempt Oregon watched their sidestepping catcher trip and strain his own groin trying to dodge pass Bupkeis at the end zone! Michele Loewen brought us up 1-0.

Then the elves, well they elfed. Peter Charbonneau hugged his own end zone until the right moment, flew forward, and the elves scored. Then BLITZ! This was terrible! The elves used their multitude of agi 5 leapers to swamp the ball, which they easily caught.. only to leave a 2 die blitz! Michele Pow'd the catcher.. only to have it caught by Mr Impossible, Pelan Lath (agi 5 leap catcher). Ottawa managed to scramble together SOME kind of defense - only for Kryten to chain push a MUMMY of all things to put Pelan into easy scoring distance. 2-1 for Oregon!

Michele refused to accept this, snatching the ball up (they called it a High Kick, but really she was just MAD) and then moving north.. only to shimmy and shake down south! Of course, the elves recovered here and put a double column in the way.. and they surfed and badly hurt Fabio in his swan song match!! But they left Peter Charbonneau to cover Brandi in case Ottawa tried a fancy trick play.. so mummies and zombies lurched in from all angles and Brandi 3D pow-ed that thrower into the badly hurt squad! Then Ivan blitzed off one of the double column, and Michele simply 'agi4-with-dodge-and-re-roll'ed past the elves to score. 2-2 at the end of the second half!

Then, Overtime. Michele screamed bloody murder at the coin as it flipped - or more accurately she said 'Look, Starr was all 'important' and crap, but he NEVER WON A BOWL. I'm going to WIN ALL THE DAMN BOWLS. GIVE US THE BALL!' And the coin couldn't resist a demand such as that, and gave the ball to Ottawa.

Michele and her monstrous defenders lunged forward.. leaving another shimmy and shake ready on the south - only for Oregon to STUN Brandi! STUN BRANDI! WHO WOULD DO THAT

So Michele opted for the north road, surrounded by her minions, giving up the 2D (crazy agi 5 leapers!!!!) because Ottawa thought they could recover better than the 8 elves; and they were right! A pow-push wasn't goood enough to take her down! Then zombies and mummies and ghouls and mummies and MORE ZOMBIES all blocked and blitzed and blocked and chain pushed and sidestepped, and suddenly Michele was as close to the end zone as Mr. Impossible was - and she scored.

3-2!!

Thanks for the match Kryten!
Inducements:
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Imho Meragrand 9 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 5 1 0
#2 Falama Trever 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#3 Linus Orange 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#4 Oscar Padinka 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0
#5 Gil Lance 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#6 Alexander Waytown 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#7 Gill Gauphree 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#9 Simon Redbeard 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#10 Leo Ragbone 18 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 8 0
#11 Andrew Isaac 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0
#12 Buddy Austin 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0 0
#13 Hubert Cuthroy 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
#14 Pelan Lath 17 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 9 0 0
#16 Peter Charbonneau 9 2 0 0 0 0 2 16 6 0 0
  Total 168 2 2 0 0 1 13 16 28 38 1

#12 Buddy Austin – Groin Strain (MNG)
 
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