“Today the Union held an early retirement party for Ricky. He was always quick to dodge on his feet and tip toe around. But a bunch of goatmen had other plans today. We think one of them ran off with his clavical. Lots of expectation was in the air after the Union's last game. But all it took was some muscle and cardboard armor plates to bench the team back down to earth. Bob did what he could, and even held his ground to a beefy dude with a tentacle on his head. There was some very early passing antics. But in the end, the Bizons just plowed through the elves in an almost embarrassing fashion. The witchs are usually relied upon to break the cage. But something funny in the air - maybe the goat musk - not sure. They failed 9/10 5 plus dodge rolls into the cage. OUCH! We still have a few games in the season. But as the coach stated at the beginning of the season - this is a building season. Some more are gonna die because dark elf armor is worse than any other AV 8 in fumbbl. ”