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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2021-05-05 12:05:59
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Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Flint Churnblade, Star player Mighty Zug, Mercenary Merc Human Thrower 1, Mercenary Merc Dwarf Blitzer 1, Card Greased Shoes
Player Performances
td
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cas
int
mvp
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turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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-
-
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1
5
168
-1
28
46
5
#8 Harold Crumpetarse – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#9 Cornelius Velvetfoot – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
Player Performances
td
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TOTALS
4
2
4
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1
27
178
16
42
56
1
The Madheads gather deep in the woods at the burial ground of Grifter Gibbletstorm to place Briskett beside him.
"Come on Fox you can't let us just say our good byes" Harold chirps pushing Fox in a primitive wheelchair to the graveside.
"I just hate them seeing me like this!" Fox spits, "You know Harold I just..." Foxes voice trailed off as they approached the grave side it was clear no one was concerned about him.
The Dwarves were exchanging tales about Briskett.
"I remember when he was a young un an shat in me helmet."
"I remember when he scored against the Renegades."
"I remember when he ripped that Halflings head off." Said Madhead.
Everyone laughed.
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"Right said Magoo we have had our most successful season in these Islands and its about time we continue our march on the Tickling Play offs".
It was apparent that one of Madheads aides had finally explained how the play offs worked.
Fox sat in the reserves box brooding over the fact that Madhead had brought in some sort of half cooked replacement for him. Along with crowd favourite the Mighty Zug and all star Chainsaw wielder Flint Churnblade.
Fox could barely watch the match as Da Frebooterz took the ascendancy.
Harold had been playing a fast and loose game throwing himself around the paddock. It wasn't going to end well an Orc Blitzer smashed into the ground. Fox leapt out of his seat ignoring the pain in his back and picked up the seemingly lifeless body of the halfling and rushed him to the apothecary.
Snarls the team medic in his usual surly demeanor said "Don't work wi Flings!"
"You what!" Said Fox grabbing the thickly built doctor by the top of his apron strings and piling him into the wall. "Fix him Now! Or I will fix you!!".
"Ok, Ok," said Snarls
He knelt down and injected the fling with a serum.
Harolds eyes shot open.
"What hit me Fox what hit me. Did we win."
"Not yet friend" said Fox holding his hand and squeezing it lightly. "Not yet."
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