“Owner of the Coldstone Cold Stones was in the local bar, when heard a bunch of drunken yokels commenting on the Cold Stone performances over the last few games. One of the comments was a team made up of members of the bar could play better than them, so Asperon Thorn stood up and offered them the chance. Creating a crosstown challenge to the the Cold Stones.

This game started off well. The slackrats recieved the kick off and proceeded to leave their Rat Ogre exposed. Two of the Cold Brews rushed the ball carrier alone, in the backfield. After the following Rat Ogre turnover (and with a little assistance from the surrounding Cold Brews was also knocked out for the rest of the half) the two Brews in the backfield managed to get the ball, and score.

The defense, after the score, was tight. They dodged unhindered throughout the entire half, wreaking havoc in the Slackrat lines. The Slackrats were forced to make a one die blitz in turn 8 in order to score in the first half. They made the blitz, and the score, which heralded the end of any decent performance from the Brews.

Nobody knows what coach Slackman told his rodents in the locker room at half time, but when they took the field again, they TOOK the field. One die, two die, two die against, no matter the block they succeeded. Blitzer Downtown brown was thrown off the pitch, and barely rescued by a kind fan. Dissapointed that he made it safe and sound into his reserve box, SlackRat fans tore Miller Light into bite sized pieces when he flew off the pitch.

With that demorilizing display of ruthlessness, the Brews decided that they would be much safer face down on the turf. Dodges were are a low, movement was sluggish, and the one (short) pass attempt for the half was fumbled, which lead to the second Slackrat touchdown

Asperon Thorn was quoted "I have come to expect this from my teams." He commented in a later interview, that this team does have potential, and that soon there will be only one team in Coldstone.

Which team?

Only time will tell.
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