“This is Chalky Dirkmeister long forgotten Dibbl great. Back from the ashes come At the Mercy of Chaos. This hapharzard thrown together hehaw of a rabble. Have not been seen since the new era of the deserted Isles and were the fans happy to see them back. Well yes they were much to my disgust.

Up against the Dirty Flithy Rotten dirty Filthy Scum Scum. Even those who have watched these hapless ball hackers play would have known they were up against it. Playing for some Partridge Fox egg that some thrower after my time came in and did some stuff. Everyone knows Chalky Dirkmeister was the only legend to walk these isles.

Anyway they continued in fine fashion to send another cow out to grass. Fans awaiting that elusive silverware do hold yer breath as you aint fit to walk in my shadow.

Catch you next time you forlon followers you. ”