“Oh me remember game of Blood Bowl! It was fun game. Me and my ogre friends play against Chaos Dwarfs and their hobgoblin minions. Me and my friends very strong, so we push Chaos Dwarfs around a lot. Hobgoblins no stand chance against us.

But Chaos Dwarfs tricky. They have ball and run around a lot. But me and my friends catch them and knock them down. Me even throw one Chaos Dwarf really far! And we score one point.

Chaos Dwarfs get angry and start hitting us with their big axes. But me and my friends very tough, so we no feel much pain. We hit them back even harder. And we get another chance to score.

But me fumble the ball! Me so embarrassed. Chaos Dwarfs pick up ball and score point too. Game tied 1-1.

But me and my friends no like tie. So we keep hitting Chaos Dwarfs and hobgoblins until they no get up anymore. Me think they scared of us now.

In end, game tied but me and my friends happy. We show Chaos Dwarfs and hobgoblins who boss on field. Me can't wait for next game of Blood Bowl. Me hope we win!”