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The dwarves had seen our advertisement for the free <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=984132>Evil</a> package and wanted to take full advantage of this. Since they were 14, they wanted 14 packages.

Not only are dwarves very stingy, they're also good pursuaders it seems. The Evil package will not be available for awhile. We suggest you try out some of our other excellent packages in the meantime.”