“It would have been hard for the dice to favour the elves more. Their first touchdown was a given since I was more interested in trying to down and foul the Witch Elf with Tackle. Only after throwing 8 dices worth of blocks at her, she was still standing, and the score was opened naturally at 1-0.

The elves then kicked off and attacked well and aggressively, managing to get the ball of my carrier. However, as usual, my own counter-blitz action against his carrier fails because the dice bless me with enough 1s and 2s to prove that skinks, despite what skills they may have, can't actually dodge. 2-0.

The second half kick off is another boon for the elves: a 5 turn riot makes it virtually impossible for me to win. But that doesn't matter. Double 1s on GFI rolls will ensure THAT anyway.”