“OK, this one gets a match report.

After taking out my own namesake in turn 1 (no apoth used - was it some sort of Voodoo?) and scoring quickly, I then proceeded to have some of the worst luck ever. Kept stealing the ball away, then failing to pick it up with my thrower - and always scattering in the exact wrong direction. Finally a pickup scatter bounced onto the rat ogre - (6) caught it! And charges off down the pitch to make the TD.

Ok, so 1-1 no problem. Get the ball, throw it Long Bomb to a blitzer, who Blitzes the only SV on that half of the pitch, KO! Great. I'm 7 squares from a RO who is in a tackle zone, better stall it one turn to be safe, or he'll have 2 turns to score, and with that 7 4 4 8 StormVermin, he prolly can!

RO makes his dodge, both GFI to hit my blitzer. He stays up though! Next turn, dodge...2 RR 2. Down he goes, ball gets thrown in away from my team. Unknown decrees that he can score - technically. His SV is 9 squares from the end zone in a tackle zone, his rat ogre is also in a tackle zone.

The Rat Ogre's nezt four dice (WA roll, dodge into TZ, dodge, pickup ball): 6,6,6,6 Pass is (4) accurate. And (5) caught. Three 2+ later (dodge and 2 GFI) I lose. One turn left, I manage to BH the offending SV. But that is what we in the industry call, too little, too late. How did I lose this one? I can only guess that it WAS Voodoo smacking my namesake with a MNG first thing...
*sigh*

Well, ok, we all know Unknown is a great coach, but with dice like these I coudln't hope to pull it off...yarr...”