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It would seem that rumors spoke true, the elves certainly likes both scary and shiny things.

Several more packages were sold this day, and as much as we would like to brag about our superior sales techniques; truth be told, the elves are too easy. Even when having no money left, they offered of the "Tree of Life" and a sip from "The Stream of Eternal Good Health". We denied this of course. As the good businessmen we are, we only accept cash, or the occasional skull of a Daemon slain in it's lair.

Already our reputation preseeds us, as other Elves are lining up to buy our superior products. Do not be fooled by the cheap rip-off products of lesser companies. If you want true quality, Fear Inc. is the only company for you!”