“This will of course get filed under 'Ridiculous Dice Rape'

Opponent didn't have a turnover or use a RR all game. ALL GAME. I, on the other hand broke AV 7 with MB maybe 2 times out of, say, 15-20 POWs with the trees.

Can't even formulate a solid opinion of my opponent, since the dice precluded any playability on my part to offer any defense or offense. At all.

You know, this wouldn't even be as frustrating except Cherry Picking is so out of hand it takes an hour to even find a match in the first place.

Hey, that reminds me, my first action (after getting kickoff Blitzed: 3 die block. Skull Skull Skull. It all was downhill from there.”