“this match started out badly, and ended up worse. it seemed everything the little buggers attempted ended in one or more of them being sent to the dead/injured box. completely disgusted, coach woodrow left the field after only 3 turns, having seen enough carnage for the day, and apparently he'd had enough to last a lifetime. treeman bubinga, who had a bit of trouble getting to the stadium, found his coach dangling from the overhead lights in the locker room just before halftime. dismayed by their poor performance, and the recent news of the loss of their coach, the remaining members of Big Wood decided to throw in the towel, vowing never to play this brutal sport again.”