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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-02-01 04:21:59
80k
2/1/2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
3
-
1
18
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-
-
-
-
#11 Cracked – Smashed Knee (NI)
#9 Bruised – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#11 Cracked – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#14 Mushed – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#14 Mushed – Smashed Hip (-MA)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
3
2
-
1
15
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-
-
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#5 Glazed – Smashed Knee (NI)
#4 Dazzled – Dead (RIP)
#6 Scintillated – Dead (RIP)
...and then in the second half, Nuffle turned sour.
Armour cracks. Deaths. SIs. Couldn't throw a block to save their lives, these poor slobs. The sky turned black and misfortune rained down. Dodges, GFIs, everything went sour and the trees just kept on killing. Horrors!
As an academy team, this is a great way to learn the value of skills. Even superior strength with no skills is a poor match for Stunty players with dodge -- every hit is a 1/6 chance of a solid hit, a 3/6 chance of a push and a 2/6 chance of a turnover.
Rest up, gentle friends. Your day will come.
(actually it probably won't, but I don't want to depress them) ”