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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-06-14 14:31:33
TV 2330k Tomb Kings
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No change Dedicated Fans
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#4 André Tomás – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#4 André Tomás – Smashed Hip (-MA)
Here at the Gumbeast United clubhouse, in the leafy Southern Mothers relaxation retreat, the once popular fumbbl team is under siege from the fans of the mighty 'Beasts of Bowl' club.

Outside the clubhouse beasts of all descriptions are holding signs that read 'HOME WRECKER', 'KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OUR GOAT' and 'ONCE YOUVE HAD BEAST YOU NEVER GO BACK'.

The protests began shortly after this match, where several of the petite mothers were able to incapacitate several of the beasts with a few sensual touches, leaving them writhing on the ground, early in the first half.

The game went downhill from there for the Beast Fans, as several of their players were disciplined by Mrs Hansson, or given the kiss of death by the few mothers trained in the arts of pleasing their savage desires, leaving them in blissful contentment.

Twahnlow Votes:
1) Vote for Mr Terius for whimpering like a baby and making the team doctor use all of his supplies early on, only to be more seriously injured minutes later.
2) Vote for Blacker Angus for his good work controlling the ball in the second half. A very tricky ballcarrier to sack.
3) Bison the white for seducing one of the mothers (left her with a limp!!), Andre Tomas, who has since left the GU camp to persue a serious relationship with the shaggy monster.


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#1 Beast Master Roral – Dead (RIP)
#6 Friesan II – Dead (RIP)
#10 Ferdinand II – Dead (RIP)
The Day of the Boot.

The sun was gleaming off the green field of play, and off the boots of the Gumbeast United players. They had come to play Blood"Put the Boot IN!!!"Bowl and they proceeded to do that.

Well 2 Bh's and a SI to the boots of Worraker and Hawkes before they got unceremoniously chucked out of the game and the Beasts were in a world of pain. The big Gumbeast Crowd didn't like the ejection much as after United ran home its TD on the next kickoff they beat the shite out of the Referee and his replacement was not interested in calling until he could have a few stiff drinks to get his courage up at half time.

With the Beasts to receive there were some hopes of being able to score a equaliser but it was not to be as the now veery undermanned Beasts were swept aside and driven intot he turf. Someof them to stay...

The Funeral pyre for Beast Master Roral and two of his faithful beasts who fell with him in the game Friesan II and Ferdinand II was attended byt he remaining Hale members of the team . Alas York and Terius were Hospitalised and will mis next game as well. Heres hoping they return fully fit and full of vigour. Theyll be missed next week against the Zen Adepts..

1 Vote to the Boot of Emmett Hawkes
2 Vote to the Boot of Edward Worraker, yes thats what i said, the bnoots, not the players, just their boots...
3 Vote to "Rabbo". The Blitzra that was everywhere and doing everything. Scooping the ball clear, Running it around keeping it off the hands of the Beasts, Dodging like a maniac. And refusing to go down!!!!!!!! I hated this bastard almost asmuch as the DP's. hell maybe more. If i coulda brought him down i woulda had a huge comeback i think but it was not to be...
 
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