“Three DP fouls against the mino don't even manage a KO, but his first foul (without DP, of course) BH's my catcher. Then my blitzer gets BH on a double skull and it just goes downhill from there. Not a single play pulled off. Even on the defense, my blitzers couldn't do anything except sit around with their thumbs up their arses.
And of course, when he finally manages to score (no double 1s for him, after all), my final drive gets stopped with a child's ease: Ogre fails Bonehead twice, double skull on the play to get the potential scorer upfield, double 1 to pick up the ball...
One of those games where I wasn't defeated by my opponent so much as by the dice.”
And of course, when he finally manages to score (no double 1s for him, after all), my final drive gets stopped with a child's ease: Ogre fails Bonehead twice, double skull on the play to get the potential scorer upfield, double 1 to pick up the ball...
One of those games where I wasn't defeated by my opponent so much as by the dice.”