“Who said we don't play to win? Today was the first victory for the Watering Holes since their introduction into the SWL, and they celebrated it the right way - AFTER the game! Much alcohol was passed around, along with one or two magical herb ciggarettes, and the boyz deserved their reward after holding the CDs scoreless for 16 turns, while managing two TDs of their own.

During the match, Cambridge accidently killed Kilara when the two came to blows in an argument over who was the better dancer, Bert Newton, or Grover. Also, while engaged in a drinking contest with Ducks Nuts, Kitty seemed to rupture her stomach, and this injury may hamper her future playing & drinking career.

Well played Shorty Chasers, we look forward to playing & drinking with you again soon.”