“An Ogre cannot live on violence and alcohol alone. Well he can, but then he'd be denied an opportunity to make little Ogres, if you catch my drift.

Sunday night was a great opportunity for the boyz to show their tender side, during a meet & greet with the Bangkok Katoeys. Things started well, with the Holes behaving themselves, buying the girls drinks, and generally being gentlemen. It was quite some time before Ducks Nuts noticed a peculiar bulge at the front of the skirt of the "girl" he was dancing with. The great oaf pondered this with both brain cells, standing scratching his head, and furrowing his mono-brow.

"Girl with skirt bulge isn't girl!" he eventually cried, and being the open minded accepting Ogre he was, he immediately punched Mam in the face, forcing "her" to retire for the rest of the night to adjust her makeup, nose, and lower jaw.

Things rapidly deteriorated from there: Charlie Chan grabbed his date, Mint, by the hair, swung her around his head twice, and launched her sailing off toward the horizon. Cambridge looked closer at his own companion, and finding more than he cared to, vomited heavily upon Fon, almost drowning "her" in his distaste.

Northern Star had noticed the vibe change at the party, but had failed to comprehend exactly what was going on. All he knew was that he was dancing with a girl he liked, Nat, and it seemed she also liked him. Ignoring the anarchy surrounding him, he moved in closer, and started mauling Nats breasts. Not being used to slight Amazonian frames, his attempts at affection were overzealous, and he actually tore Nat's breasts off. Recoiling in horror and looking up, he expected the girl to be dying before him. Instead he saw a young man of questionable sexuality running for his life, and when Star opened his hands instead of bloody flesh, he held naught but tissues...

The night taught the Watering Holes many things, most of which they had forgotten by the time they got home. One lesson that will remain with them forever though, is if you find yourself having feelings for a woman, make sure you grab her on the crotch early in the piece to confirm she's a "she". It might save you, and her, alot of pain and suffering.”