“You win some, you lose some. That's not true, when the Chainsaw play dwarves they tend to just lose.

Despite the retirements of 'Saws stalwarts Sta'nac (troll) and Steam (blitzer), it looked like that could change after Razor opened the scoring with his usual touchdown. Then things started to go wrong.

Firstly Coach Chainsaw waved away some annoying person who was trying to interrupt him as he shouted at the referee. That person was the apothecary, who was merely seeking confirmation to not treat a beleaguered Krom, but instead assumed he was being waved onto the field of play to do his duties.

As the second half broke out, Razor flew into a challenge. When the dust settled, he lay crumpled on the floor. If you ever wondered what 86000 people standing in silence sounded like, you wanted to witness this. Orcs and dwarves, on the edges of their seats for different reasons, waited to see how the drama would unfold.

Coach Chainsaw uttered, "Get on the pitch. Get on the pitch now!" No response. Turning around, he saw the apothecary had left, having used his tools already. Long faced, he ushered on the stewards, of which 5 were required, to drag off the fallen mega star. Gasps from the greenskins and rapturous cheers from the stumpy spectators accompanied Razor's exit from the field. The 'Saws panicked, the Mjoelnir's Friends were revitalised, and they went on to steal the game in a Razor-less second period.

It was the beginning of the end.”