“***** Globerotterz Daily *****

MANNY KANT MAKES MICE OUT OF CHAOTIC BUNCH OF MEN
In another heroic match by the Tomatoes they denied Chaotic Bunch the victory!

The overconfident chaos 'flings fielded two minotaurs and several chainsawwielding maniacs. Sure the victory would be theirs, although some trouble occured between the Bunch before kickoff. A fight broke out between the stars Bully the minotaur and Andrew the crablike Chaos halfing. One gymbag was missing, and both players tried to convince the team that the last remaing bag was theirs(!) The situation was dire as they both made claim to the last jockstrap and refused to enter the field without any. At last a bright nurgling waterboy solved their troubles by lendning them one of the nurglings jockstraps. Somehow they didn't want it and aggreed to share their last one between them. which resulted in that the Bunch two biggest stars did not field simultanious at any time during the match.

After the kickoff, the tomatoes was a unstoppable force rushing in over the poor Chaotic Bunch. Especially Heinz where all over the field always in the mist of the fight. Afterwards the coach told that Heinz accidently had been drinking normal coffee instead of his favorite decaf the same morning. His inspired performance secured Mannys touchdown before halftime.

The second half was pureblooded mayhem with players from both teams leaving the field faster than new was sent on. With seconds back on the clock the Tomatoes was down to one last player on the pitch, namely Handsome Plato. The Bunch brought him down with some cowardly ganging up, but then something strange happened. Instead of putting the boot in the Chaos 'fling suddently realised what power they were facing and scattered all over the place fleeing from the still prone Handsome Plato. The visiting fans went beserk in cheering at their hero, that more than almost everybody before dominated the field. Everybody was so aggrevated that noone saw Hal scoring the equaliser just before the last whistle.”