“ A miriad of fans came out to see their favorite, violent skaven team take the pitch even in the pouring rain. The Blood Smears were hurting a little after their last match and were determined to put the hurt on the hard hitting humans across the field. After all it's not easy living up to their rep being one of the few skaven teams with a positive casualty record.
The match started out with a little pushing from the Holy Guacs as they failed to pick up the slippery ball initially. As the Blood Smears tried to capitalize on the sissy swatting and sloppy ball handling the Guacs managed to move the ball right past the rats. However, the Rizzas speed was too much for the humans as they easily ran down the wiley human catcher. The super fast Quizzer ran down the ball quickly and turned it around to score quickly.
After the next kick there was a little more life from the Guacs but they still couldnt move the ball down the field without getting popped by the rats. Humans went flying everywhere as Doctogon started tearing through their ranks. Quizzer turned the ball around once again to score a last minute 2nd TD in the first half.
As the ball came flying into the rats side of the pitch the 2nd half they easily scored on the beat up humans they were facing. As soon as the ball was kicked back to the Guacs the Smears were all over it with a very aggressive blitz. With human dropping left and right there was little that could be done to stop the Blood Smears from slashing and bashing to a 5-0 win.
As a side note Coach Fix came over and congratulated the already gloating Coach Slick on the blowout. After Coach Slick calmed down a bit he shook Coach Fixes hand and said, "Thanks for the game." They agreed on a rematch and Coach Slick walked away delirious with victory dreaming of the day his team will win a Fumbbl Official Tournament.”