“**** Globerotters Daily ****

HEINZ RAMPAGES BEYOND THE 10th TD MARK!

In a highly anticipated match between The Tomatoes and the visitors, Sind die Fies!, the hometeam came out on top. Already before kickoff the spectating crowd knew that they would be served something very special. The lineups showed that this in paticular would be a fight between the incredible deadly minotaur Miesepeter and Tomatoes topgun, Heinz.

The first half was one long gorefeast where bodyparts in different states of decay was littered all over the pitch, with the forementioned minotaur as the deadly highlight. To much disappointment for the hometeams fans, Heinz seemed a little bit out of focus, and did nothing to prevent Perfide Peter II running in an early lead. Later Handsome Heinz did stop Perfide Peter II - for good - and he is now on the Tomatoes rooster.

Something must have been said in the halftime, cause it was a different more determined Heinz that entered the field for the last half of the match. The Tomatoes recieved the halftime kickoff with a unstoppable assault against the endzone. Arenzx actually catched the kickoff(!) while Handsome Plato Singletentaclely held most of the Chaos Haflings at bay. It resulted in a classic rush down the right side, that ended with a handover to Heinz that trotted into the endzone scoring his incredible 10th touchdown! The game was held up after that, while Heinz had to make several honour-rounds demanded by the spectating crowd. Inspired by that overhelming ammount of love he felt from his fans, Heinz was impossible to constrain and made on the following kickoff, in the dying minutes of the game another touchdown, that will surely go down in history as one off the most spetacular feats any nurgling beast has ever achived. Luckily the game replay (which for most parts was lost when it was warped into another dimension due to some reality disturbances following the highly improbable fact that a beast would ever score 10 touchdowns) bear witness to this inspiring display of skills.

The Globerotters Daily tried after the match to get interviews with both coaches, but without luck. The charismatic Vurner Vinckler was in the middle of an argument with his two minotaurs about how to share the remains the dead and injured teammembers between them. Blutzh on the other hand, had left the stadium when the victory was secured. At this point his disappearance is a mystery, but dont worry, your ever suspicious reporter from Globerotters will dig deeper into this matter.”