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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2005-10-13 19:56:48
40k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
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int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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6
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1
11
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
2
3
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1
25
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“Luck reading out due to server dropping us near the end of turn 3 for my opponent. At that stage the reading was 36-58 in his favour, but that is irrelevant as I got a Blitz on his kick off and was applying heavy pressure...
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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Was a very very one sided game in the end.
I got a blitz and applied early pressure. I was no where near capturing the ball, but I had good positioning to respond to my opponent's thrusts. This was helped immensely by two early KOs against him. Soon it was a third KO and only a matter of time before I got the ball and scored against only 6 players (5 KOd).
Second drive, my opponent has difficulties getting pows even with his Tacklers whilst I fail nothing critical. Again it is a steal and score. My opponent is fed up and starts the fouling.
Second half I receive and again the dice help me greatly and again I get KOs. My opponent has had enough and started to do two dice blocks my favour or choose a skull when he had two dice. He was sick of the game and just wanted it ended ASAP.
The fouls continued though, so I blitzed his Witch Elf (juicy AV7) and she was Badly Hurt. Slick spewed more at this stage as he wanted to skill her up heh.
Anyways, I was able to have even more of a free run in the second half after Slick chose the skull a few times, got a few sent off and I was still getting the KOs.
So it was a silly match in the end. Slick got screwed, but he gave up very early and did not really give himself a chance to get a score (but according to him he had no chance anyway with what I was rolling compared to him heh).
Anyways, I wish his team luck in the future.
”
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This match report may contain language that you find distasteful.
If you are easily offended, sensitive, have no sense of humour, or have had something tragic happen to yourself or a loved one then look away now in case you have a reaction to something in the report.
The following terms may or may not be used in the following match report:
Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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Was a very very one sided game in the end.
I got a blitz and applied early pressure. I was no where near capturing the ball, but I had good positioning to respond to my opponent's thrusts. This was helped immensely by two early KOs against him. Soon it was a third KO and only a matter of time before I got the ball and scored against only 6 players (5 KOd).
Second drive, my opponent has difficulties getting pows even with his Tacklers whilst I fail nothing critical. Again it is a steal and score. My opponent is fed up and starts the fouling.
Second half I receive and again the dice help me greatly and again I get KOs. My opponent has had enough and started to do two dice blocks my favour or choose a skull when he had two dice. He was sick of the game and just wanted it ended ASAP.
The fouls continued though, so I blitzed his Witch Elf (juicy AV7) and she was Badly Hurt. Slick spewed more at this stage as he wanted to skill her up heh.
Anyways, I was able to have even more of a free run in the second half after Slick chose the skull a few times, got a few sent off and I was still getting the KOs.
So it was a silly match in the end. Slick got screwed, but he gave up very early and did not really give himself a chance to get a score (but according to him he had no chance anyway with what I was rolling compared to him heh).
Anyways, I wish his team luck in the future.
”
As a sidenote one player did learn the Dodge skill as he practiced making passes to other players right before the amazons came running back in and trounced the elves once more. Surprisingly the winnings were seperated evenly between the two coaches by the stadium owner who was balling with laughter after the game. Apparently he had made a lot of money betting against the Wrath for the game and was so happy he didn't care who got the money. Coach Slick suspects there may have been some foul play on the part of the stadium owner but has no proof nor does he really care as he got paid well for the game and there were no permanent injuries on the team to jeopardize their future in the up and coming FC. However, if they continue to play this way it will be a short lived run at the cup.”