“This game had all the makings of a thriller. The Crownsmiths were 2-0 and an opponent had yet to score a touchdown on their tough defense. The 8 pointed star, was 1-0 coming off a sound victory 3-0. Someone should have told the dwarves they were playing today.

After a Hard night of beer drinking and merrymaking, the crownsmiths stumbled onto the field. They won the coin toss and set to receive. Talign Tongstar couldnt pick up the ball. He tried twice, fumbbled and tried to shake the beer-goggles off. 8 pointed star capitalized by sending their lightnening fast skaven Mr.Norris in to recover the pigskin for a 1-0 lead. The first touchdown scored on the dwarves. It didnt get anybetter for the hungover dwarves.

The 8 pointed stars set on cruise control, breezed through to an easy 3-0 victory over the surprisingly bad dwarves. All day long the dwarves were dropping balls, tripping out of tackle zones, and even one dwarf DIED trying to GO FOR IT! The dwarven runner Talign Tongstar, on one pass attempt, fumbled out of his own square <TWICE> and then got horribly injured, permenantly reducing his MA by ONE, and he's the RUNNER! It was a horribly played dwarven game and an expertly played Chaos game.

It just goes to show to all you young coaches out there, before a big game, make sure you keep your team far away from the KEGS!!”