“Well fans, we saw an exciting game that few commentators were predicting. When Crusty Mucus crossed for his 2nd one-turn TD midway through the first half the media boxes went into a frenzy to capture how this game would turn out. But alas, the steam seeped out of the game like a practice ball sat on by a skink rather than a ball step on by a kroxigor. The last 3 quarters of the game were pretty forgetable, but the replay is worth the watch, just for the twin one-turners by Crusty, the second one after the Fossils failed to pick up the ball on receiving the kick.

Twahnlow votes:
3 - Crusty Mucus, for flying, landing, dodging and scoring
2 - Thrack Bonecurdler, for blocking mayhem
1 - Grotty Nosegoblin who, with 3 blocks, showed up some of the Ogres on the team.”