“The Wrestlers were back on the pitch after several months away. Chuck had picked up more injuries, but also a TD, to go back ahead of Little Lord Lucan in the Snotling (and ogre team) legend charts. So Lucan had to remedy this.

But it went very badly indeed. After some early hits and a couple of snots were tackle blitzed and KO'd, Lucan got to the LOS. Kendo Nagasaki picked him up..then fumbled (and snaked) so badly that he smashed Lucan to the floor appearing to kill him! A shock, but somehow the apo healed him. He was said to be ok to return later. We then had a truly horrible half with ogres boneheaded repeatedly and an easy stall for the Humans after taking the ball.

Second half we kicked wide and short, and the Humans fumbled. But as we got near the ball it was whisked away and they passed the ball around us. The dumbheadedness continued and we were soon 2-0 down.

Then the real horror happened. We had the ball in Lucan's hands. But their agile blitzer got around and dodged through snots to blitz Lucan. Knocking down and killing him! The second kill impact on Lucan today. This time he was gone for sure! A calamity. And nought that a healing scroll would be able to do about it. A true, remarkable legend passing.

We briefly got the ball back but a snotling was turned into a frog and the Humans made it a 3-0 thrashing. Haystacks and Jim Breaks managed some badly hurts but little revenge of note.

The silent opposition was surely satisfied with the afternoon's work. Still we will say, "Go Ogres!".

RIP Little Lord Lucan, the legend. ”