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'Ardboyz draft bio
Location: Drakwald Forest Nickname: Da 'Boyz Motto: Go get 'em! Stadium: The Drakwald Dome, Ardington, nr. Delberz Surface: Bones and teef Coach: Jayzun 'The Red' Garotte | Colors: Deff Skulls blue & Sabre silver Kit Manufacturer: Le Gob Sportif Sponsor: Mekboyz Gubbins Rivals: Reikland Steelclawz; Grom Peak Scrapperz Captain: Kragg Goremaw Owners: Chukka Chonez | |
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1. 'ISTRY
The Drakwald 'Ardboyz are renowned throughout the orc lands for their (comparatively) glamorous stadium and beautiful cheerleaders.
They started out in 2461 as a branch of the Ironjawz clan preferred to run headlong into one another rather than sever limbs with rusty blades. They soon added some armour, to make it hurt more. This led to the emergence of the 'Ardboyz clan, whose Chieftain, Chukka Chonez, owns and operates the 'Ardboyz franchise.
They managed to 'acquire' the Drakwald Dome from its previous tenants - the Destitute Halflings Orphanage - and, after they had ripped out the cots, playrooms, bunk beds, and anything else that those pathetic runts needed, they built a magnificent testament to their ambition, catering for 60'000 fans - or more if they don't mind some mild trampling.
The Drakwald 'Ardboyz are renowned throughout the orc lands for their (comparatively) glamorous stadium and beautiful cheerleaders.
They started out in 2461 as a branch of the Ironjawz clan preferred to run headlong into one another rather than sever limbs with rusty blades. They soon added some armour, to make it hurt more. This led to the emergence of the 'Ardboyz clan, whose Chieftain, Chukka Chonez, owns and operates the 'Ardboyz franchise.
They managed to 'acquire' the Drakwald Dome from its previous tenants - the Destitute Halflings Orphanage - and, after they had ripped out the cots, playrooms, bunk beds, and anything else that those pathetic runts needed, they built a magnificent testament to their ambition, catering for 60'000 fans - or more if they don't mind some mild trampling.
2. STASH
TEAM AWARDS
Nuffink yet.
PLAYER AWARDS
No-wun yet.
TEAM AWARDS
Nuffink yet.
PLAYER AWARDS
No-wun yet.
3. YEARZ
2461: Drakwald 'Ardboyz franchise established
2524: Entered into the inaugural Greenskins Draft Rumble
2461: Drakwald 'Ardboyz franchise established
2524: Entered into the inaugural Greenskins Draft Rumble
4. BESTS
BESTEST PLAYAZ
Most Matches - xxx (xxx)
Most MVPs - xxx (xxx)
Most Touchdowns - xxx (xxx)
Most Touchdowns Scored in One Game - xxx (xxx)
Most Rushing Yards - xxx (xxx)
Most Blocks - xxx (xxx)
Most Completions - xxx (xxx)
Most Casualties - xxx (xxx)
Most Deaths Suffered in One Game - xxx
BESTEST STUFF
Biggest Win - xxx
Biggest Defeat - xxx
Highest Score - xxx
Longest Winning Streak - xxx
Longest Undefeated Streak - xxx
Longest Losing Streak - xxx
HEAD-TO-HEAD RECORDS
Averland Bat-Squigs -
Badlands Black Feathers -
Carcasonne Snarlfangs -
Couronne Boars -
Estalia Gutrippers -
Iron Crag Clawz -
Karak Azgaraz Fanatics -
Mount Gunbad Big 'Uns -
Nordland Skull Smasherz -
Ostermark Squeelers -
Reikland Steelclawz -
Sartosa Kraken -
Sylvania Gloomfangs -
Talabec Tyrants -
Tilean Sea Piratz -
World's Edge Kommandoz -
Zaragoz Goats -
Most Matches - xxx (xxx)
Most MVPs - xxx (xxx)
Most Touchdowns - xxx (xxx)
Most Touchdowns Scored in One Game - xxx (xxx)
Most Rushing Yards - xxx (xxx)
Most Blocks - xxx (xxx)
Most Completions - xxx (xxx)
Most Casualties - xxx (xxx)
Most Deaths Suffered in One Game - xxx
BESTEST STUFF
Biggest Win - xxx
Biggest Defeat - xxx
Highest Score - xxx
Longest Winning Streak - xxx
Longest Undefeated Streak - xxx
Longest Losing Streak - xxx
HEAD-TO-HEAD RECORDS
Averland Bat-Squigs -
Badlands Black Feathers -
Carcasonne Snarlfangs -
Couronne Boars -
Estalia Gutrippers -
Iron Crag Clawz -
Karak Azgaraz Fanatics -
Mount Gunbad Big 'Uns -
Nordland Skull Smasherz -
Ostermark Squeelers -
Reikland Steelclawz -
Sartosa Kraken -
Sylvania Gloomfangs -
Talabec Tyrants -
Tilean Sea Piratz -
World's Edge Kommandoz -
Zaragoz Goats -
5. DRAFT
Season I:
Gorr Skullgrinda; Lineman; Nordland - 31 spp - 1st round, 19th pick
Trugg Wartface; Fanatic; The Marshes of Madness - 16 spp - 2nd round, 20th pick
Kragg oremaw; Thrower; The Black Gulf - 31 spp - 3rd round, 54th pick
Urza Spinechoppa; Big 'Un; The Badlands - 51 spp - 4th round, 55th pick
Dror Bloodsmasha; Bruiser; Caves of the Unspoken Horror - 31 spp - 5th round, 87th pick
Blurgh Rockbelly; Troll; Drakwald Forest - 16 spp - 6th round, 88th pick
Murzog Ironblood; Blitzer; Skull River - 16 spp - 7th round, 112th pick ('Mr. Irrelevant')
Season I:
Gorr Skullgrinda; Lineman; Nordland - 31 spp - 1st round, 19th pick
Trugg Wartface; Fanatic; The Marshes of Madness - 16 spp - 2nd round, 20th pick
Kragg oremaw; Thrower; The Black Gulf - 31 spp - 3rd round, 54th pick
Urza Spinechoppa; Big 'Un; The Badlands - 51 spp - 4th round, 55th pick
Dror Bloodsmasha; Bruiser; Caves of the Unspoken Horror - 31 spp - 5th round, 87th pick
Blurgh Rockbelly; Troll; Drakwald Forest - 16 spp - 6th round, 88th pick
Murzog Ironblood; Blitzer; Skull River - 16 spp - 7th round, 112th pick ('Mr. Irrelevant')
6. OLD 'UNS
| PLAYER | POS. | MATCHES | MVPs | TDs | CAS. | OTHER FACTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Matt Kalil ☠ | Ogre | 102 | 6 | 0 | 37 | Made 556 blocks |
7. DEAD 'UNS
We pay tribute to those who died representing the 'Ardboyz franchise over the years.
Season I:
Season I:
8. KILLZ
Here are those puny losers who were crushed by the mighty 'Ardboyz.
Season I:
Season I:
9. LEGENDZ
The loyal fans of the Unicorns - the Übersreik Ültras - recently held a vote to select the greatest roster in the franchise's history. After many late nights and violent arguments, the final 16 - and 2 stand-bys - could be named.
The loyal fans of the Unicorns - the Übersreik Ültras - recently held a vote to select the greatest roster in the franchise's history. After many late nights and violent arguments, the final 16 - and 2 stand-bys - could be named.
| NO. | PLAYER | POSITION | SKILLS | MATCHES | ACCOMPLISHMENTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Matt Kalil | Ogre | Bone Head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Block, Tackle, Sure Feet | 102 | 37 casualties |
10. DA DOME
The 'Ardboyz brag that they are the most famousest and bestest orc team and that everyone loves them, but, really, nobody likes them and everyone wants them to fail.
The Drakwald Dome is one of the largest in the Greenskins Draft Rumble.
The 'Ardboyz brag that they are the most famousest and bestest orc team and that everyone loves them, but, really, nobody likes them and everyone wants them to fail.
The Drakwald Dome is one of the largest in the Greenskins Draft Rumble.
11. SPONSOR
Mekboyz Gubbinz - "Weez got wot you needz!"
Drakwald 'Ardboyz are pleased to be supported by Mekboyz Gubbins - the preeminent brand of retailers in all of Drakwald. Mekboyz offers everything for the discerning orc family. Selling almost anything and everything (for the right price) the Mekboyz know a bargain!
And they don't just sell tools, weapons, hardware, armour, or snacks! Now in stock...
Drakwald 'Ardboyz are pleased to be supported by Mekboyz Gubbins - the preeminent brand of retailers in all of Drakwald. Mekboyz offers everything for the discerning orc family. Selling almost anything and everything (for the right price) the Mekboyz know a bargain!
And they don't just sell tools, weapons, hardware, armour, or snacks! Now in stock...
Warpstone-powered skatesquigs! Orca-Cola in bottles, cans, or skaven-skin flasks! Orcidas Soopastarz in a variety of sizes!
'ED COACH
LEAGUE
NORTH DIVISION
NORTH DIVISION
DID YOU KNOW?
The 'Ardboyz chose to play in blue, silver, and white due to the location of their stadium. In the depths of the Drakwald forest, blue and silver would make them easier to see in the swirling mists. White was chosen because it looks good soaked in blood.
DID YOU KNOW?
The club are proudly sponsored by the preeminent name in stylish, fashionable, functional athletic clothing; Le Gob Sportif, who equip the players and coaching staff with a wide range of jerseys, boots, berets, cravats, puffer jackets, and gloves.
DID YOU KNOW?
The star logo was inspired by the Twin Tailed Comet which destroyed the city of Mordheim in 1999 IC. This auspicious date was viewed as the start of a new era of orc dominance, as Gork and/or Mork must have sent the meteor to krush the 'oomans!
DID YOU KNOW?
The Drakwald Dome was forged by kind and skilled dwarves to house thousands of destitute halflings, in the wake of numerous invasions of The Moot. Having built it, the dwarves left and, a few decades later, the orcs equally generously relieved it from he halflings' possession.
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