Larsons - TD, CAS, INT, CP in one match


Fangblight Killmaim, in this match.

Skullface Crabgrunt, in this match.

Nurgless Tumour, in this match.

Lugra, in this match, during the Black Cup.

Snakes on a Foul, in this match.

Gorg, in this match

Cludo Bones, in this match

Arachnid-Woman, in this match

Kaelis Starglaive III, in this match

Jack the OneturnARR, in this match

Krikack: Avatar of Destruction, in this match

Darth Sidious, in this match

Fur King Big, in this match

D, in this match

Zarr, in this match.

Skratz Wyldlee, in this match.

Emmitt Smith , in this match.

Brainiac, in this match.


Perfect Larsons - TD, CAS, INT, CP, MVP in one match


Paranoia in this match

Mac in this match

Krem De Los Crema in this match


Prophetic Names


Life expectancy one of Ruette Asylum, coached by Harad lasted just 1 turn of his debut match! Perhaps they should have hired Scores Ten On His Debut instead.

Throwing the wrong way! of the elf team Nubed has a staggering -356 passing yards to his name. Coach happygrue has set the seemingly confused elf thrower a number of challenges including making another team retire after the opposing coach has commented about his shame (or rage) at getting beaten by crazy backwards passes, and a backwards long bomb!

Agile of the Slann team Threeplus Frogs faced off against equally accurately named Huge of the Nurgle team No Mighty Blow Nurgle [R] recently, with the crowds going wild for their very different skills.

The Mountain the freakishly strong mummy of ForgottenVillains has developed such ridiculous strength over the course of his playing career that he is now stronger than a treeman! Coach garyt1 has had to have the team room benches reinforced after several incidents in pre-match team talks.

Roderick the Stampede, the super strong Bull Centaur of Chaos Dwarf team Clan Bloodsplatter is more than living up to his name. Powering through the pack for an already impressive 29 touchdowns in just 31 games! Coach Antithesisoftime has clearly been putting in some extra hours in training with this brute of a player.

Aksel The Annoying, runner for the Norsican Norsemen seems to have gone out of his way with training to become the most annoying opponent he can be. Not only is he fast for a norseman, but he has freakish strength, quick stepping feet and loves to shove a palm in the opponents face to fend him off when attacked.

Carlo Pelegatree, treeman for the Flying Sammiches was brought into the squad after coach Kam watched the infamous coach Carlo_Pellegatti lead his team Angry Newscasters to yet another gorefest aduring which they killed the previous treeman, Master Tree. Since stepping into the somewhat unusual shoes of his predecessor, Carlo Pelegatree has racked up a staggeringly rapid number of casualties - fully justifying the choice of his name. In just 23 games he has already caused a monumental 25 casualties!