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KO! Magazine - "Great Gobbo, marvellous scenes here at the Badlands Community Swamp, tell us how you feel"
The Great Gobbo - "*sniff*
I wud like ter fank Fummbl frum der bottom o me art,
*snivel*,
I wud like......I wud like ter fank Nuffle, Maglubiyet an der bestest wun oo evva woz, Jervis Johnson. I dunt feel very deserving o dis in yer presence.
*waaaah sob sob, sniff*
I wuddt be in dis staydeeum if it wernt fer too incredibly talented people,
*sniff*,
me obviously, an me pet squig Nige oo I share diz wiv! Kum ere gurl an give daddy a lik
*floods of tears now*
I wud like ter fank der rest of der playerz, me cheerleederz, der assistant coaches, der, ooh me arm az gun all tingly......I....kant......breeve.....I...I..urggh!"
KO! - "Somebody call an ambulance, he's having a heart attack!!"

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