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Der Green Tide 2 vs 1 Sludge n Sewer

04/04/15 @ Greenacres Stadium, The Moot.

Commentary with your regular host, Boggle Lillylion.

"Ello Blud Bowl fanz! Itz pissin it down ere in der stoopid Moot but datz ware we arr agen at der insistence o der Great Gobbo. I ate it ere an wanna go ome, everywun speekz funny, der beer iz krap an der food iz forin an weird. I az looked everyware fer a shop dat sellz rat onna stikk but all dey sell iz cakez an sweetz. Owever I mite be eetin rat tunite if terdayz opposishun Sludge n Sewer tek a bit of a pastin!


Der big teem newz iz dat teem kaptin Sludge iz unavailable ter play terday az iz pet rabbit Daisy iz poorly an az ter go ter der vet. Dat kud be a big loss fer der mewtantz.

Az der teems kum owt so doez der sun, itz turnin inter a nice day. Sludge n Sewer win der toss an elect ter receive.

Legendary frowwa Ratarm pikks up der ball an eads fer alfway. Tagarsh Grogdrinka blokkz rookie Gobbster an badly urtz im!

Ziggy Freefingerz now blokkz rookie Ratker AN IZ EDZ KUM OFF!! EEZ DED!!! An der carnage ent ovva az dat loonytik
Fitey O'Hooligan az just smashed Sewer* in der kollar bone! Itz gone mental ere!

Ratarm movez inter der tide alf but der mayhem ent endin az Yakka Alflinater smashes emerging star Slice n Dice an dat lookz pretty bad, but ere kumz der dokter wiv der majik sponge an ee seemz like eez gunna be ok in a bit whilst Tagarsh Grogdrinka az a go at experienced gobbo Zigga an dey iz boff down! Lookz like broken ribz fer Zigga an a konkushun fer Grogdrinka.

Ratarm handz der ball ter rookie Rattjak neer der endzone but der bodykownt iz still risin az Ziggy Freefingerz blokkz veteran gobbo Kilk an nokkz im ovva. Aww datz nice five membaz of der Tide arr goin ter chekk ee iz ok. Fitey O'Hooligan runz ovva an STOMPZ ON IZ NEKK! SPLOOSH!! Der ref kumz ovva an I downt fink ee iz buyin der story dat ee iz a kwalified doctor an sendz im off! Meanwhile Rattjak walkz in fer der skore, wun nil Sludge n Sewer.

Der Tide line up in der famuz finga fore formashun an Masha Bigfist pikkz up der ball.

Legendary playa Slash blitzes Bigfist but kan only push im bak. Ee az anuvva go an dis time nokkz im ovva an der ball iz loose! Ratarm blitzes Zed Arseface an badly urtz der useless ugly git. Der ref getz bord of der too teemz failin ter pikk up der ball so decides itz alftime.

Grogdrinka startz der sekund alf by knokkin Ratgaf ter der dekk.

Fungus Shroomeater putz der boot in an SPLOOSH!! Eez ded Jim! Lookz like der ref missed it. Slash iz well mad an smashes Grogdrinka rite in der kollar bone! Ere kumz Doc Eadcase an ee managez ter change der injury inter a fractured leg. Amazin wot dey kan do wiv modern medicin nowadays! Itz a blud baff terday az Borg Fatead fumpz Slice n Dice an datz urt im!

Rish Earchewa dodges awayan iz free in der end zone. Slash putz annuvva body inter der ospital wiv a blokk on Der Mad Atta.

Bigfistfrowz der ball ter Earchewa TUCHDURN TIDE!!

Ratarm grabz der ball an triez ter mek a brek fer it late in der game but ee az bin kawt by Jigga Elfkikka AN DER BALL IZ ON DER FLOOR!

Toppa Weezulmind grabz der ball an passes it ter Earchewa oo iz free an walkz it fer der WINNIN SKORE!!!

A fitez broken owt an Weezulmind an El Zilcho av den absolutely dekked! Der krowd az gone mental an av invaded der pitch an itz everywun fore demselvez! BYE!!!

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