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Welcome fans to a special pre-match interview here by your favourite magazine KO! (the GLN is a newspaper before you all start moaning!) and a very excited coach, Der Great Gobbo.

KO! Magazine: "So GG, how do you rate you chances?"
Great Gobbo: "Very gud mush, we az bin waitin ages fer dis tawnament and we iz reddy az a badger!"
KO: "What do you think about your opposition?"
GG: "Dey az tew saplins oo we az gotta keep kleer of, an a kuple o andy ladz but dey iz no match fer me teem o supa gobz"
KO: "Any special plays for todays game?"
GG: "Yep, me an Nige az bin wurkin on a varyashun ter arr 'Finga Fore Formashun' which will bugga up dese little fattyz an we az employed a secret wepun az well!"
KO: "A secret weapon? Like a looney or a fanatic?"
GG: "Evun betta den dat, we az got Doc Eadcase ter set up a bbq usin all der left ovva bitz o ladz ee ad lyin rouwnd ter distract der opposishun!"
KO: "Do you think this will work?"
GG: "Korse itz gunna work, wen az any o me kunnin planz nevva worked?"
KO: "Well there was that time you tried to rob the ABC Casino.."
GG: "Oh yer, cept dat wun time"
KO: "Or that time you killed two goblins with lighter than air balls attached to deckchairs..."
GG: "Dat wurnt my idea, I nicked dat offa sum uman frower called Thomas Bradley"
KO: "What about the time you..."
GG: "Look just shurrup OK? I iz off ter give der ladz a final teem talk"
KO: "OK well good luck and I will see you after the game. This was KO! Magazine, signing off."

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