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Friendz, Gobbos, Fumbblerz, lend me yer oh sod it, SHUT YER PIEOLEZ DURTBAGZ AN LISTEN IN.

I am sorry.

I am sorry fer Fumbbl.

I am sorry fer der leeg adminz I let down.

I am sorry fer Blud Bowl.

Dew ter unfownded allegashunz abowt illegal paymentz, wich I iz totally innocent of, I az left me old job an got a new wun. Dis new un unfortunately meenz I az much less time ter be coachin der Tide so I iz goin ter av ter wivdraw frum all der leegz I iz entered in.

I iz gunna concentrate solely on der Tide az dey kan play whenevva I tellz em tew.

I am sorry.

I am wurkin on a piece fer der GLN 17 usin a telly starter wich shud be gud.

I am sorry.

Dew ter me ban frum all Blud Bowl activities I iz unable ter accept der Fumbbler o der year award wich I wud obviously av wun, so mek sure yew give it ter akaRenton fer lotz an lotz o ard work. I am sorry fer akaRenton.

Datz all I az ter say, now bugger off.

p.s.

I am sorry.

p.p.s.

MERRY XMAS YER FILFY ANIMALZ !!! XXXXX

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