25th June, 2013

Important: Beards

Right, I know "Important things" are on everyone's mind at the moment - you know, how to deal with career criminals, the NSA spying on us all, Obama reading my email (poor sad dude) -- but I have a really important issue I want to raise. Beards.

In a recent conversation with Castleman -- and by conversation I mean me accusing his beard of hipsterism -- he told me that he had a "Man beard". The evidence put forward is here:

Beard!


So, what do y'all think? Is this a "Man beard" (rarfghghgh! chop wood and catch animals!) or is it a hipster beard? I'm curious, because I see lots of filthy hipsters with beards like this (and plaid shirts, for the love of all that is holy!). Not that I'm calling Castleman a hipster, or filthy, just wondering what others make of his beard.

So, opinions?

PS: No beards were harmed in the construction of this blog post.