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Uncle Pythrr's Rants - Chapter Fifteen




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24th August, 2014

HMAny Hellos from Mr Polsh Coach

Hellsoa all smens - I hazx escaped from ta homeagains, and takes Glorious Polish Lammer Heretics of FAmouness on the road onces more.

We play all emns from lammer western chatiness countriues with RNG bokred lammer mcahinces and play them even tho theys is cheety like cow in rabiitt waerren with goat on string. This not good, but wemake efforst for beatuiful of OLYMPICS spytrts and to make happy all mens ons Lenin's sweet earths. So, we now have a cow cos we think cow is good and move fast and is nto as hopeless slow and weattk and febbles and green adn lammers and thign as hobo-immigrants mens like mens from Alambanma, Surrey, or Osaka lands. So Cow we have so we no longer MIMNIMAXY mens like mens always says we are but not tat we cares anyways cos they only hjealous of or most happy of COUNTIUES and socialist papradies and things and we GOT SALT MINES WHAT YOU GOT LAMMER???!! So no more jealous mens ok like hawaiii 5-0 big hand to hand happy dances but not liemthem mens in San Fransciso who wears dresses we not know what they do but wven tho they seem happy so that ok and stuff.

Anwayy what we talkin about oh yes we say LAMMER WORLD TOUR FOR WORLD PEACE DAY and all caome alongs ato make happy peace sexy love times with lammer smens in holiday farm but not farm like GULAG cos that bad farm ss and we not wants to remembers that -- hapy place happy place happy palcec.... ok, ok now and smile for PARTY phtosn now mr mans.

So,happy now?

signwhed, by DA Polsihs CAOcH!


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