Prologue


"Welcomes to Soviet Polands..."

Over the past 5 years, these words of eastern promise have run out across the bloodbowl pitches of the FUMMBL world, marking the start of contests great and small, epic and mundane, as the players of the Make FUMMBL Great for Party Workers Again team of the Soviets Polands state have competed vs all comers in the Box for the Glory of the East.

Now, some 586 (297/110/179) games later, it is time to tell the Story of the Glorious Lammer Heretics (Part I), and what better way to do this than a compilation of their best match reports.

In the words of the inimatable PoLisH CoaCH, "What HELLS, LAmmer PFFT cat on poo-stick!"