6th September, 2016

Name Shame

You know something that really annoys me?

Teams with a list of players such as :

Pino
Bino
Tino
Wino
Gino ... and so forth.

Make a freaking effort, people. Fluff is important, and teams like this should be burned at the stake for extreme retardedness. I know they are technically legal naming schemes, but really, if this is as creative as you get, then you need a lobotomy and sending to the Soylent Green factory, as you are just wasting space here on earth.

I realize that some of you care not, and will just reply "shut up, Grandpa Pythrr", but this really annoys the crap out of me. Perhaps I'm being unreasonable? Am I? Seriously though, how long does it take to think up a theme and make some creative player names. Three seconds? It's hardly brain surgery. And I don't care if the names are in Polish, French, or frickin Swahili - at least make an effort. In fact, I find the well-named French teams hilarious.

So, anyway, rant over.

As you were.